So here’s a joke an Italian, a Puerto Rican, an a Greek walk into a bar The Puerto Rican guy is 6 foot four 420 pounds the big Greek guy in the back Bobby 6 foot seven 380 and me I’m the little guy 6 foot tall 220 We are at coyote ugly pounding down shots of Patron and drinking Heineken’s I hit big-time at the horse track in Jersey all the girls are dancing on the bar we are tipping them graciously even bought them a couple of some bullshit drinks as usual I’m watching for the hustle that’s what I do that’s my job all of a sudden one of the bartenders tells me I owe her $80 right away I knew the scam I said to the bartender listen honey we’re not tourist we live here she was an idiot she says if you don’t give me the $80 I’m going to tell the bouncers I already saw the bouncers big Mike and Bobby could chew them up and spit them out I could probably even take one I didn’t tell Bobby or big Mike what’s going on so this weight lifting college kid comes up to me with his chest all out I said listen Hercules I see these two maniacs behind me they don’t know what’s going on if I tell them you’ll tear this place apart with your body parts they’re drunk on tequila in the big guy in the back of special forces I’m not giving you fucking money he said well then can you please I said after we finish our drinks He walked away he walked away, we went outside and lit our cigars I told them the story this was our selfie